...it would look like this.

Cockatoos destroy homes, wreak havoc on town | A Current Affair | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE4GxzZ4Sr4

elliemay16x | the cockatoos here really dont gaf about anyone (Hamilton Island bikini bottoms incident) | https://www.tiktok.com/@elliemay16x/video/7257007873127894273

War is Hell | World War 1 Graphic Footage | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhu_77VU4tA

Cockatoos wreak havoc after flying into hotel room | Today Show Australia | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p-X3O1D7pw

why you should have an animal | Cockatoo eating croissant | https://twitter.com/shouldhaveanima/status/1745860597542256684

How Cockatoos Outsmart Humans To Open Trash Bins | World Wide Waste | Insider Business | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-3oHccgenE

BirdLoversOnly | Snowball (TM) - Another One Bites The Dust | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJOZp2ZftCw

BirdLoversOnly | Snowball (TM) and Irena on The Late Show | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1Wly4_hKU

World Science Festival | Snowball the Dancing Cockatoo | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4O8J1JOhyw

GeoBeats Animals | Meanwhile in Australia, cockatoos are biting tails of kangaroos and stealing their food | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4O8J1JOhyw

We're Cockatoos (and we don't care)

Hello Sydney!
We are The Cockatoos
We're here to rock
And we don't give a flock!

We're cockatoos and we don't care
On the ground or in the air
We will steal your underwear
We're cockatoos and we don't care

We don't need your philosophies
We got beak and feather disease
Don't care about your atrocities
We're gonna make some holes in trees

We eat your Snickers
Steal all your knickers
We eat your kernels
We read your journals

Got a yellow bouffant
Gonna eat your croissant
Scream so you'll hear us
Even though you're near us

Don't call us dumb
We got opposable thumbs

Some say we're curious, playful, or smart
...
I dunno man
I'm just hungry

You think I like you
I'll take your food and bite you
Spit it out to spite you
Spread my wings and fight you
I'll chew your timber
I'm fat but limber
We chuck your bricks
Rock out to Stevie Nicks
Open your bins
We'll drink your tins
Got a little violent
On Hamilton Island
I bit a kangaroo
At Taronga Zoo

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